so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

(Source: 2000ish)

  • morning: no
  • afternoon: no
  • evening: no
  • night: maybe

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone)

Happy Birthday Amy Winehouse!

September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011

"She was a little angel, a little angel" Tony Bennett

her winged eyeliner game crazy

(Source: amywinehousedevotee)

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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